Keepin' it Real

Yesterday Boston came up to me and felt my sides.
She then grabbed my love handles and said, "You have nice sides!
You have big muscles on your hips!"

I could not stop laughing. I just said, "Thanks Bos."

There is nothing like a child to help you keep it real and
keep you humble. I guess I don't mind calling my fat a different kind of
"muscle."

Next time I start complaining about my pysique, I will just say to myself, "sweet! I have big muscles on my hips!"