Scout is constantly allowing laughter into our home with the silly, funny, and many times profound things her two-year-old mind comes up with. Those of you who know her can testify that talking is her forte, and there are great thoughts behind all this jabber.
I have been writing down some of the things she has come up with simply because I don't want to forget them. I have paper readily available at all times-Catching these moments on the page has brought me unexpected enjoyment.
These are an accumulation of probably the past four or five months. I thought I would just share a few.....
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Mom: "Scout it is time to leave Grandma's house. Get your shoes"Scout: (Sitting in the window well of my parent's shed decides to ignore as long as possible)
Mom: "Scout I have asked you several times to help me get ready to go and get your shoes. Come on."
Scout: (Yelling from across the backyard) "Well I'm not perfect!"
Mom:(What do I say now?.......)
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I was shopping for a new bra at the mall and Scout wanted to go into the dressing room with me while Daddy and Boston waited. We went in with quite a few different options-
After about three minutes Scout was bored and wanted to leave the dressing room. I told her she had to wait while I tried a couple more of those options.
Scout let out an unusually big sigh and wiggled around for a while.
Finally she pushed all the bras onto the floor and in a determined voice said,
"Put all these boobs away and let's get out of here!"
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Daddy: "Scout when are you going to be a big girl and go on the toilet? Do you want to wear
undies and be a big girl!?"
Scout: "No."
Daddy: "Well when are you going to go on the potty?"
Scout: "Maybe just Tuesday and Friday"
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Mom: "Scout are you excited to stay at the Red Lion Hotel?"
Scout: "Yeah!"
(We pull up to the hotel)
Mom: "Here we are."
(Under great distress Scout finally told the truth about the situation)
Scout: "Mom! I don't want to sleep with a Lion!!"
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Scout yelling from her carseat: "Mom, I want doughnuts!"
Mom: "I don't have any doughnuts." (It was 9:30 at night)
Scout: "Mom I want doughnuts!"
Mom: "I told you that I didn't have any doughnuts sweetie."
Scout in desperation: "Well what DO you have?"
Mom: "Nothing"
Scout: Does a HUGE sigh and accepts the gim circumstances. How could she have a mom that doesn't even carry around doughnuts with her at all times? (probably had to be there :))
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The other morning Ben was making pancakes for the girls and asked Scout to say the prayer. She started saying it and Ben tried to help her with a few parts of her prayer.
Finally she became exasperated and stopped in the middle of her prayer to say,
"Dad! You make the pancakes and I'll say the prayer!"
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Scout saw me in the bathroom shaving my legs by the sink and asked,
"Are we going swimming or something?"
Maybe I should shave my legs more often....She thinks it's a special occasion....well, it is actually...
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Mom for the fiftieth time: "Scout will you please go to bed?"
Scout yelling from her room: "Mom, I need to get all my work done so I can go on a mission!"
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Mom trying to do Scout's hair: "Scout will you please hold still?!"
Scout: "Mom stop acting like a mom."
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Scout: "Jesus made my heart Mom."
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After getting her diaper changed, and before bath, Boston was wearing just a onesie and Scout informed her, "That's not modest Boston!"
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Whenever there are noodles on the stove Scout watches them from her bar stool, and makes sure they are not "oiling" (boiling). I have told her that it is BOILING with a "B", but she likes "oiling" better. One day I was holding her while stirring the noodles. They started to boil and she felt the steam. She started yelling, "Oh my heck! My noonles are hecking me! My noonles are hecking me!" (?????????????? Yeah, I don't know either.)
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One of my favorite things is when I hear Scout singing from the other room and she is getting 90% of the words right, but when she doesn't know what words come next she makes up about 10% of the song. When she was first learning to sing I am a Child of God I heard her singing and this is what came out,
"I am a child of God-
and he has sent me here-
Has given me an earthly LOAN-
With parents kind and CLEAN-
Lead me, guide me, walk beside me-
Help me IF YOU CAN-"
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Mom: "What did you do in nursery Scout?"
Scout: "I was bein' wild!!"
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